NATIONAL NEWS

Nine dead as SUV packed with 18 people crashes in Arizona… Nine dead as SUV packed with 18 people crashes in Arizona… Olympic threat posted online… Warning Muslims to keep children away from games… Jobless claims hit highest point since March 2002… PETA ad compares bus beheading to animal abuse… Murder charges sought after radio confession… 26 cheerleaders stuck in elevator! Internet Rehab; Illinois In-Patient Facility First of Its Kind to Treat Web Addicts… Worldwide protests… [Headline] - DETROIT MAYOR JAILED BLANKET OF ‘MIST’ HOURS BEFORE OPEN… Preacher, 71, Convicted Of Road Rage… Video threatening Olympics is posted online… Adult diapers litter Houston freeway… MORE: DNA, odd behavior led FBI to anthrax suspect… RICE: ‘TIME RUNNING OUT’ ON IRAN… …SAYS USA WOULD BE SAFE UNDER OBAMA… [Headline] - Makes debut in McCain ad… Police ask about shoe size, politics, cash… Illinois gov. hopes to raise millions by putting cameras on interstates… Schools move to eject cars from campuses… Clinton: Economy Prompts Unhealthy Eating… PAPER: Suddenly being green is not cool any more… New Website WhoCanISue.com to Help Consumers Determine If They Have a Case… Protesters rounded up by Beijing police… No Olympic Break in Campaign Marathon… Tabloid’s claims threaten Edwards’ role at party’s convention… Oil surpasses $120, halting slide… Few tour anti-Bush bus during Crawford stop… Airlines to cut 60 million seats by year end… Bush condemns China human rights on eve of Olympics… McCain takes lead on YOUTUBE hits… Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t have to talk… FLASH: Feds Drop Heath Ledger Drug Probe… Venezuelans protest Chavez’s new socialist push…

APPLE NEWS

Apple engineers: We’re indentured servants Apple engineers: We’re indentured servants Goin’ underground with TubeStatus Goin’ underground with TubeStatus Apple updates Apple Software Update for Windows First Look: Pennies for iPhone Piper Jaffray analyst predicts Sept. MacBook updates iPhone hacker says devices "phone home," allows for disabling apps remotely GyazMail: the mail client for older Macs First Look: Sketches First Look: iPocket for iPhone/iPod touch How to move your iTunes library (more safely than I did) August 22: Big day for iPhone abroad ColorWare does their thing for the iPhone 3G First Look: RiverGuide for Kayakers ProjectPlus for TextMate Rumor: New Cinema displays at Macworld ‘09? First Look: EccoNote Export your Yojimbo database to a Tiddlywiki Bible: 19 biblical translations on your iPhone

HOLLYWEIRD NEWS

Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas washing her car the way God intended: in a bikini Tara Reid not ‘family friendly’ enough for Dancing with the Stars Jamie Lynn Spears’ body makes full recovery, in related news: I’m going to jail Kim Kardashian is a playable character in new video game Mary-Kate Olsen off the hook, Feds close Heath Ledger case Jenna Jameson reportedly pregnant Morgan Freeman and wife divorcing Lydia Hearst is lingerie-ery Britney Spears to star in new Quentin Tarantino film? Jennifer Aniston wants John Mayer to knock her up Cindy Crawford topless = Oh yes, this is happening Katie Holmes? More like Kevin Holmes (Get it? Because she looks like a boy.) Paris Hilton stars in her own political ad Nereida Gallardo is topless again Aubrey O’Day is a lesbian now? Okay, sure Kim Kardashian’s breasts: A two part study in Giant Ass Counterbalance Dynamics Anne Hathaway posed nude for Raffaello Follieri, photos confiscated by Feds Anne Hathaway posed nude for Raffaello Follieri, photos confiscated by Feds Paz Vega in a bikini = International MILF Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson getting married? Mary-Kate Olsen’s lawyer doing a bang-up job making her look not guilty